Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on January 09, 1950)

Happy Birthday, James! Another year older and wiser—though judging by your work on "Son of the Beach," wisdom might be optional. Your comedic genius has given us countless laughs, unforgettable characters, and enough beach puns to last a lifetime. Who knew sunscreen jokes could age so gracefully?

From crafting hilarious scripts to producing moments that made audiences laugh until they cried (or vice versa), you've truly mastered the art of comedy gold. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought viewers over the years—and may your next project be even more outrageous than Notch Johnson's tan lines!