Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on July 10, 1980)

Happy Birthday, James Rolfe! May your day be filled with fewer glitches than the games you've bravely endured. From battling impossible bosses to surviving pixelated nightmares, you've shown us that laughter truly is the best cheat code.

Your legendary rants and hilarious critiques have turned gaming frustrations into timeless comedy gold. Here's hoping this year brings you more success than E.T.'s Atari cartridge ever dreamed of—and far fewer rage-inducing moments. Keep being our favorite Angry Video Game Nerd; after all these years, you're still leveling up in awesomeness!

Game on and stay angry—just not today!