Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 03, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Colonel Voss! Wishing you a celebration that's truly out of this world—perfect for someone who once decided that eight hours floating in space wasn't quite long enough. Nearly nine extraordinary hours strolling among the stars is impressive; back here on Earth we'd have trouble staying awake through one single Zoom meeting!

Your exceptional dedication and incredible achievements continue to inspire us all. May your birthday bring weightless laughter, adventures as memorable as your legendary 2001 spacewalk, and cake delicious enough to return gravity temporarily. Here's hoping many more happy orbits around the Sun await you—but maybe keep future strolls under nine hours? Cheers!