Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on October 08, 1946)

Happy Birthday, General Hill! They say age is just a number—but when you've commanded the legendary 101st Airborne Division during Operation Desert Shield and Desert Storm, numbers tend to salute you back. Your leadership soared higher than any Screaming Eagle could fly, proving once again that gravity doesn't apply to true heroes.

From leading troops through desert sands to inspiring countless soldiers with your courage and wit, you've set standards even younger commanders envy. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than boot camp drills and cake sweeter than victory itself—because legends like you deserve nothing less!