Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on November 19, 1992)

Happy birthday, James Tarkowski! The man whose defensive skills have been as solid and timeless as your hairstyle since debuting for Oldham Athletic in 2011. It seems like yesterday when you were named Player of the Month back in August 2013—turning goal-scoring hopefuls into frustrated dreamers with every tackle.

From dominating at Boundary Park to anchoring defenses along each stop afterward, you've always been impressive on the field and steady off it. Like fine wine or dad jokes—they just get better over time—you continue to age gracefully while attackers everywhere remain thoroughly unimpressed by birthday reminders involving facing your unstoppable tackles again this season!