Let's make this birthday one to remember.

41 years old (Born on April 22, 1983)

Happy birthday, James! Another year older but still dodging defenders like it's 2005—you know, back when you first dazzled us all by debuting for England and Great Britain. Who could forget your golden moment, spearheading England to that unforgettable win at the 2009 European Championship? Rumor has it they're still looking for the ball after your last penalty flick!

Hope your day is full of celebration—just make sure to blow out the candles carefully; we wouldn't want a repeat of your blazing shot streak setting off any alarms. Have an amazing day filled with laughter, cake, and not too much cardio!