Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on December 19, 1991)

Happy Birthday, James Wallace! Everton's midfield maestro from 2009 to 2012—well, at least on paper. Your legendary loan spells at Stockport County and Tranmere Rovers made you the ultimate football nomad. Who needs Goodison Park when you've got Prenton Park cheering your name?

Signing permanently with Tranmere in 2012 was clearly your best move yet—finally a club that appreciated your midfield magic! Here's to celebrating another year of unforgettable tackles, pinpoint passes, and proving that sometimes the best journeys involve a few detours. Cheers to you, James—forever remembered as Everton's greatest midfielder who barely played for Everton!