Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on January 28, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Jamie Carragher! The man who defended Liverpool's goal with such passion and determination that even the grass at Anfield misses your sliding tackles. Your legendary performance in Istanbul 2005 still gives AC Milan nightmares—rumor has it they're still checking under their beds for you!

Now retired from playing but never far from football banter, you've seamlessly transitioned into punditry, bringing humor and insight to our screens weekly. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy—and fewer own goals than your career tally! Cheers to a true Liverpool legend whose wit is as sharp as his tackling skills.