Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on August 28, 1975)

Happy birthday, Jamie Cureton! Celebrating your 20th professional football season by joining Cheltenham Town FC in 2013 is impressive—not just because you're still kicking it—but because goals seem drawn to you like a moth to light. You've spent two decades cheerfully tormenting defenders, bringing smiles to teammates, and making goalkeepers question their career choices.

From your sensational finishes that set crowds roaring, to the passion and humor you've brought onto every pitch—your dedication is legendary. Twenty seasons might mean you're officially vintage now, but just like fine wine, Cureton shots only get better with age. Keep scoring goals—cheers!