Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on October 12, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Jamie Varner! You've grappled your way through opponents with the agility of a caffeinated ninja and showcased moves smoother than peanut butter on toast. Winning the WEC Lightweight Championship in 2008 put you forever in conquering-hero territory—proving to be quicker and slicker than most folks tie their shoelaces!

Whether exchanging fierce punches or sneaking impossible submissions out of thin air, your thrilling battles have made every fan stand up and spill popcorn everywhere. May today deliver as many laughs—and fewer bruises—than your most memorable fights! Here's hoping this birthday is a knockout round of cake and celebration!