Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on April 21, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Jamison Olave! You're the only defender who could make strikers reconsider their career choices. Ever since your epic 2010 MLS Defender of the Year award with Real Salt Lake, forwards have been checking under their beds for you before match day.

When you joined New York Red Bulls in 2013, attackers across MLS sighed collectively—there went their weekends. Your tackles are legendary; rumor has it even referees secretly ask for your autograph after matches. Keep defending birthdays like they're championship finals—strongly and fearlessly! Here's to another year of making opponents wish they'd stayed home. Cheers, Jamison!