Let's make this birthday one to remember.

52 years old (Born on March 30, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Jan Koller! To the towering Czech legend who made defenders tremble and goalkeepers reconsider their career choices—your 55 goals for the national team still stand tall (just like you!) as a record no one dares to challenge. Borussia Dortmund fans fondly recall your unstoppable headers and powerful strikes; rumor has it some nets are still recovering from your thunderous shots.

Though you've hung up those giant boots, your legacy remains unmatched. May this birthday bring you joy taller than yourself—and that's saying something! Here's hoping life's next chapter scores as many smiles as you've scored goals. Cheers, Big Man!