53 years old (Born on August 28, 1971)
Happy Birthday, Janet Beth Evans! You swam your way into Olympic history with gold medals in 1988 and 1992, leaving competitors splashing helplessly behind. Holding the world record for the grueling 1500-meter freestyle until 2007 proves you're not just a champion swimmer—you're practically part mermaid!Even though records may eventually fall, your legendary status remains unsinkable. May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought to swimming fans worldwide—and remember: age is just a number, but Olympic glory lasts forever (and chlorine smell fades eventually). Here's wishing you another year of laughter and smooth waters ahead!