Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on August 28, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Janet Evans! You're still making waves faster than anyone else can swim them. From your Olympic gold medals to setting world records that left competitors gasping for air (and probably wondering if you had fins hidden somewhere), you've always been a splash above the rest.

Even though years have passed since those legendary swims, your legacy remains timeless—just like chlorine smell at the pool and goggles marks after practice. May this birthday bring laughter as bright as your victories and joy deeper than an Olympic-sized swimming pool. Keep inspiring us all with every stroke of greatness!