Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on July 16, 1955)

Happy Birthday, Janet Huckabee! From gracefully navigating the halls of Arkansas' Governor's Mansion to expertly handling classrooms as a substitute teacher and pharmacies as an assistant—your versatility is legendary. You've proven that behind every successful governor (and presidential candidate!) stands someone who can juggle politics, prescriptions, and pupils with equal ease.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter that's louder than campaign rallies and joy brighter than election-night victories. May your special day be free from political debates but full of cake-filled bipartisan agreements—and may all future substitutions involve chocolate instead of chalkboards!

Cheers to many more adventures ahead!