Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 24, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Janet Weiss! May your day rock harder than a Sleater-Kinney encore and be as delightfully unpredictable as a Quasi jam session. You've drummed your way into our hearts with beats so fierce they could power Portland for weeks—seriously, someone should look into that.

From the thunderous rhythms of Wild Flag to every electrifying moment behind the kit in Sleater-Kinney, you've proven time and again you're not just keeping tempo; you're setting it ablaze. Here's hoping this year brings you even more epic fills, unforgettable gigs, and drumsticks sturdy enough to survive your legendary energy. Rock on forever!