Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on November 24, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Jared! From navigating the complex corridors of diplomacy to mastering Google's algorithms—your career has been a remarkable blend of James Bond intrigue and Silicon Valley savvy. Who else could seamlessly transition from advising on counter-terrorism strategies at the State Department to decoding global trends online? Clearly, your secret weapon is multitasking (and possibly caffeine).

Here's wishing you another year filled with groundbreaking insights and fewer late-night calls about radicalization threats. May your Wi-Fi always be strong, may all extremist ideologies vanish faster than browser cookies—and most importantly: keep inspiring us by making world peace sound achievable through tech wizardry!