Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on January 25, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Jared Cowen! From your NHL debut in 2010 with the Ottawa Senators to those epic defensive plays that left opponents scratching their heads—your hockey journey has been nothing short of legendary. Whether it was blocking shots or delivering bone-crunching hits, you've always known how to make an impression (and leave a bruise!).

Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable and timeless as your best moments on ice. May you celebrate like it's overtime victory night—with fewer penalties but just enough cake icing for style points! Cheers to another year defending life's goals better than anyone else can defend theirs.