Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on August 05, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Jared Hasselhoff! Another year older and still rocking the bass like nobody's business—though we're not sure if your legendary stage attire (or lack thereof) counts as a fashion statement or public service announcement. Either way, keep doing what you're doing; it's clearly working!

From your unforgettable performances that left audiences both amazed and slightly traumatized, to those epic moments when you proved being ogrish can indeed be oddly charming—you've truly mastered the art of memorable entertainment. Here's hoping this next trip around the sun brings even more success, laughter, and perhaps just enough clothing to avoid arrest. Cheers!