Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on January 10, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Jared Kushner! From real estate deals to navigating the corridors of power, you've certainly had quite a journey. Who knew that being Charles Kushner's son would lead you into such fascinating adventures? Your ability to stay composed under pressure—whether negotiating peace agreements or handling family dinners—is truly impressive.

Here's wishing you another year filled with successful ventures and fewer awkward headlines. May your birthday be as smooth as your suits and more enjoyable than testifying before Congress! Cheers to many more years of making headlines (hopefully good ones) and keeping us entertained along the way.