Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on March 04, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Jared Sullinger! From dominating the paint at Ohio State to making Celtics fans cheer with your relentless hustle, you've always been a force on and off the court. Who could forget those clutch rebounds and smooth post moves that made defenders rethink their career choices?

Even though it's been years since you were drafted 21st overall by Boston in 2012, your legacy remains timeless—just like our jokes about how opponents still have nightmares of trying to box you out. Wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer fouls called against you during pickup games!