36 years old (Born on January 24, 1989)
Happy Birthday, Jared Wilson! From your days charging fearlessly down the pitch as Birmingham City's steadfast fullback (2008-2010), to making waves at Worcester City in 2011, you've always tackled life head-on—literally and figuratively. Your defensive prowess was legendary; rumor has it attackers still wake up sweating from nightmares of facing you!Though time passes quicker than a striker sprinting toward goal, your legacy remains timeless. May this birthday bring more joy than scoring an unexpected winner in stoppage time—and fewer aches afterward! Here's hoping you're celebrating today with all the enthusiasm of a defender who just scored his first-ever hat-trick.