Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 25, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Jarred Cosart! From your dazzling MLB debut with the Houston Astros in 2013—where you pitched eight shutout innings against Tampa Bay—to every strikeout and clutch moment since, you've always kept fans on their toes. Your fastball has been as sharp as your wit (and that's saying something!).

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with more laughs than curveballs and fewer candles than pitches thrown. May the coming year bring you continued success both on and off the mound—and remember: age is just a number...but ERA lasts forever! Cheers to another fantastic inning of life ahead!