Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on March 25, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Jarrod Alonge! May your day be filled with more breakdowns than a metalcore vocalist's emotional crisis and more pizza parties than every pop punk band's music video combined. Your hilarious parodies like "Every Pop Punk Vocalist" and "Every Metalcore Vocalist" have given us endless laughs, relatable cringe, and the perfect soundtrack for our ironic headbanging sessions.

From your humble beginnings on xGUITARHERO325x to becoming the undisputed king of musical satire, you've brilliantly captured every cliché we've secretly loved (and mocked). Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success—perhaps another viral masterpiece or at least fewer angry scene kids in your comments section. Keep rocking hilariously!