Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 02, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Jarrod Saltalamacchia! With a name that announcers feared and fans adored, you swung your way into baseball history. From the Braves to the Rangers, then landing in Boston just in time for glory—your journey was as epic as pronouncing "Saltalamacchia" correctly on live TV.

We'll never forget how you helped bring home that unforgettable 2013 World Series Championship with the Red Sox. Your clutch hits behind the plate made Fenway roar louder than ever before. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter, joy—and fewer spelling errors on your cake this year! Cheers to many more innings ahead!