Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on August 13, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Jarrod Washburn! May your celebration be as legendary as that magical 2002 season when you pitched your way to an impressive 18 wins. Your left arm was practically a national treasure, guiding the Anaheim Angels straight into baseball history with their unforgettable World Series Championship.

Here's hoping your birthday cake is easier to handle than those tricky curveballs you threw at batters back in the day. And remember—no matter how many candles are on that cake today, you'll always have fewer candles than strikeouts you've delivered! Cheers to another year of greatness and timeless memories!