Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on September 04, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Jason Donald! From snagging Olympic bronze in 2008 to stepping onto the MLB diamond with the Cleveland Indians in 2010, you've always known how to slide into success—literally. Your glove skills at shortstop were smoother than birthday cake frosting and your hustle faster than candles melting on a hot day.

Here's hoping your special day is filled with fewer curveballs and more home-run celebrations. May you continue rounding life's bases gracefully (and humorously), reminding us all that age is just another stat—and you're still batting strong! Cheers to many more innings of laughter ahead, Jason!