Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on March 28, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Coach Jason Garrett! You may have spent years directing the sideline drama in Dallas since 2010, clapping your way through victories and shaking off defeats like it's easy. Your calm (and endless applause) became legendary—one might argue you'd win 'Most Supportive Coach' hands-down!

Here's to celebrating all those nail-biting fourth-quarter comebacks and division triumphs that kept Cowboys fans both on-edge and entertained over the seasons. And even though we've always teased you for never losing your poker-face smile regardless of scoreboard stress—today we award points not just for tactics but style.

Cheers to you, coach—keep smiling!