Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on November 13, 1984)

Happy Birthday, Jason Garrison! Another lap around the rink means another year wiser, though we're still waiting for someone to clock your slapshot at anything less than "terrifying." Your opponents might disagree, but they're probably just bitter from collecting bruises as souvenirs!

It's hard to forget your spectacular playoff runs and standout seasons in Vancouver and Tampa Bay—your defense skills are smoother than fresh Canadian ice. May your birthday be filled with all the goals, laughs, and celebrations you’ve brought fans over the years. Here's hoping this new year delivers more power-play goals—and a little mercy on opposing goalies’ nerves!