Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on July 13, 1982)

Happy Birthday to Jason Hatcher, a defensive beast who stormed onto the NFL scene with the Dallas Cowboys in 2006! From flattening quarterbacks to wreaking havoc on offensive lines, you've spent your career proving that chasing down opponents is both a skill and an art form.

Whether it was dominating every snap or earning your Pro Bowl nod in 2013 after terrorizing offenses throughout that stellar season—your relentless spirit leaves fans reminiscing fondly. Today we toast you not just for your spectacular sacks and fierce tackles, but also for doing it all while making us laugh along the way. Keep tackling birthdays like they're opposing QBs!