Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on February 08, 1979)

Happy birthday to the one-and-only Jason Kaplan! The only guy who makes producing radio look easier than snagging an extra slice of pizza at Howard Stern's studio. From epic on-air anecdotes that leave us gasping for air, to your fearless banter that's become legendary—you're the unsung king behind every hilarious broadcast.

Jason, we're convinced you're secretly running a masterclass in witty comebacks and perfectly timed laughter off-air. Whether it's juggling backstage chaos or effortlessly cracking up millions alongside Howard and crew, you've nailed it year after year. Here's wishing you another amazing trip around the sun filled with plenty more unforgettable moments—and endless bacon strips!