Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 25, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Jason Kubel! From your rookie days with the Minnesota Twins in 2004 to smashing home runs that made pitchers reconsider their career choices, you've always been a fan favorite. Your swing was smoother than peanut butter on toast, and your outfield catches were as reliable as Minnesota winters are cold.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more joy than the time you hit that unforgettable grand slam against Mariano Rivera in Yankee Stadium back in 2010. May this year bring you happiness, laughter, and fewer curveballs—unless you're still crushing them out of the park!