Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on February 18, 1979)

Happy birthday, Jason Scotland! Watching you score 45 goals in just 90 appearances for Swansea City was like enjoying a masterclass of football trickery and goal-scoring magic. Honestly, with your feet that sharp, defenders probably wished they had chosen another profession—maybe gardening or knitting!

Let's also not forget those legendary moments proudly representing Trinidad and Tobago between 2000-2011; you'd leave opponents dizzy while fans cheered wildly. Even now we suspect goalkeepers break into cold sweats every time someone whispers the name 'Scotland.' Enjoy your special day today—you've earned it by always hitting life's sweet spot (and occasionally finding the back of everyone's net)!