Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on July 26, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Jason Statham! From your iconic role in "Snatch," where you taught us that diamonds and boxing matches are equally dangerous pursuits, to effortlessly driving cars off cliffs without spilling a drop of coffee—your style remains unmatched. You've proven repeatedly that bald heads aren't just cool; they're downright intimidating.

Whether you're battling villains underwater or casually defying gravity with impossible stunts, you've kept audiences thrilled (and slightly terrified) for decades. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer explosions but plenty of laughs—and remember: age is just another number you'll probably karate-chop into submission anyway. Cheers to more action-packed adventures ahead!