Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on May 06, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Jason Witten! You're officially older—but hey, you're still catching more candles than most tight ends catch footballs. Remember when you surpassed Michael Irvin to become the Cowboys' all-time receptions leader? That wasn't just history; it was proof that even Father Time can't cover you.

From clutch catches and epic touchdowns to your legendary toughness—playing through injuries like they're mosquito bites—you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opponents plenty of headaches). Here's hoping this birthday is as timeless as your career highlights—and may retirement bring fewer tackles but just as many victories off-field. Cheers, legend!