Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on April 03, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Jay "Bruce Almighty"! From your thunderous debut with the Cincinnati Reds in 2008 to those epic walk-off homers that made fans leap from their seats, you've truly lived up to your nickname. Your powerful left-handed swing has given pitchers nightmares and provided countless unforgettable moments.

May this birthday be as legendary as your clutch division-winning home run back in 2010—still echoing through Great American Ball Park! Here's hoping you celebrate today like it's another game-winning hit: big smiles, loud cheers, and plenty of cake (just don't swing at it). Keep swinging for the fences; you're timelessly awesome!