Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on May 22, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Jay Carney! From navigating the relentless waves of White House press briefings with President Obama to skillfully steering communications for Vice President Biden, you've proven that handling tough questions is your superpower. Your calm demeanor and quick wit made even tense moments memorable—who knew political spin could be so entertaining?

Beyond politics, your journalistic prowess at Time magazine showcased a talent for storytelling that's as timeless as those iconic glasses you sported behind the podium. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer tricky inquiries and more cake-filled celebrations—you've certainly earned it after years in Washington's spotlight. Cheers!