Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on January 30, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Jay Gordon! Another year older, yet somehow your eyeliner game remains eternally youthful. From electrifying stages with Orgy to producing tracks that make speakers blush, you've rocked our worlds and kept us dancing in cyberpunk bliss. Your voice has been the soundtrack to countless rebellious nights—here's hoping your birthday is just as legendary.

Whether you're penning insightful journalism or crafting sonic masterpieces behind the scenes, you always manage to keep things fresh and fierce. May this year bring even more success, unforgettable moments on stage, and perhaps a new shade of lipstick we haven't seen yet. Rock on forever!