Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on September 12, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Jay McGraw! Congrats on another trip around the sun—proving once again you've inherited not just Dr. Phil's ability to turn advice into gold, but also his talent for dramatic pauses and eyebrow raises that speak louder than words.

This past year has been a big success story: mastering business deals with savvy charm while gracefully juggling life under America's favorite TV therapist shadow. So here's to you—a man who's perfected balancing fame, family wisdom (and occasional dad jokes) like nobody else could.

Enjoy your day; may it be filled with as much fun and attention as daytime drama itself!