Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on February 13, 1956)

Happy birthday, Governor Nixon! You've tackled tough political battles and handled complex policies so smoothly—even Missouri mules envy your determination. With achievements like improving education funding and championing healthcare access, you've certainly earned a slice of cake large enough to cover all 114 counties.

From Attorney General to the governor's mansion, your tireless commitment has left an unforgettable legacy. Today enjoy some rest—no press conferences or budget meetings required! May you celebrate as passionately as those moments when you advocated for fairness and justice because clearly age hasn't slowed down your enthusiasm one bit. Cheers to you!