Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on August 29, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Jay Onrait! May your day be filled with more laughs than a blooper reel and smoother moments than your legendary SportsCentre highlights. From epic late-night banter to unforgettable catchphrases, you've kept Canada entertained through countless hockey seasons and beyond.

Your iconic run from 2003 until 2013 on the beloved 1 AM edition of SportsCentre remains unmatched—proving that sports news is always better served with humor (and perhaps caffeine). Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success—and fewer teleprompter mishaps. Keep making us laugh; you're truly Canada's MVP in broadcasting comedy gold!