Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on July 03, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Jean-Armel Kana-Biyik! Defender extraordinaire—keeping strikers awake at night since joining Rennes in 2010 and proudly representing Cameroon on the international stage since 2012. You've marked every attacker tight enough to know their favorite fragrance!

From crunching tackles to aerial battles, your defensive wizardry turns attackers' dreams into nightmares. May all your birthday cakes have as many layers of skills as you display on the pitch—and let's hope blowing out candles is easier than clearing crosses.

Cheers to another year filled with clean sheets, memorable matches, and fewer yellow cards (though we secretly love them)—stay legendary forever!