Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on August 31, 1931)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Jean Beliveau! With ten Stanley Cup championships under your belt, you've set a standard that's harder to beat than Montreal traffic during rush hour. Your graceful skating and unmatched leadership made hockey history—though rumor has it opponents still wake up in cold sweats remembering those unstoppable Canadiens teams of the '50s, '60s, and early '70s.

Jean, you didn't just win trophies; you defined an era with class both on and off the ice. May this birthday be as timelessly joyful as watching highlights of your greatest goals—and may no one ever challenge that impeccable hairdo!