Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on December 09, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Jean-Claude Juncker! Your impressive tenure as Luxembourg's longest-serving Prime Minister surely deserves at least one extra slice of birthday cake. After managing the ins-and-outs of European unity and navigating endless policy debates, your legendary wit and humor became Brussels' best-kept secret weapon. Who can forget that delightful moment when you kindly kissed world leaders on the cheek—or playfully ruffled their papers? Clearly, your unique charm diplomacy remains unmatched.

Your dedication has achieved remarkable progress in European integration; under your watchful eye, issues big or small never lacked thoughtful consideration or a healthy dash of laughter. Cheers!