Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on September 23, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jedd Gyorko! You're the guy who swings bats like they're toothpicks and fields grounders smoother than butter on toast. Ever since your MLB debut with the Padres in 2013, you've been making pitchers rethink their career choices.

Whether it's launching clutch home runs or turning double plays effortlessly at second and third base, you always deliver solid hits—and even more solid laughs for fans watching from afar. Here's hoping this birthday is as memorable as those epic moments when opposing teams realized pitching to you was a hilarious mistake!

Keep swinging big—cheers to another fantastic year ahead!