Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on April 21, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Anderson! May your day be as epic and sharp-witted as Randal Graves behind the Quick Stop counter. You taught us valuable life lessons—mainly that cynicism mixed with sarcasm makes every shift bearable ("I'm not even supposed to be here today!"). Your flawless comedic timing made an entire generation embrace relentless movie debates.

Here's celebrating you for reminding us all never to take inconvenient customers too seriously—and guaranteeing we'll forever think twice before slacking off on any boring workday. Wishing you another year of hilarious twists, fan appreciation, and limitless patience for friends who ask absurd questions daily.