Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on September 29, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Attinella! From guarding the net at IMG Academy Bradenton back in 2009 to making your MLS debut with Real Salt Lake in 2013, you've always had safe hands and quick reflexes. You've blocked more shots than most superheroes block villains—though we're still waiting for Marvel to call you up!

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as your saves on the pitch. May your celebrations be penalty-free and filled with laughter, cake, and zero yellow cards. Keep diving into greatness—you've already proven you're a keeper both on and off the field! Cheers to another fantastic year ahead!