61 years old (Born on January 12, 1964)
Happy Birthday, Jeff Bezos! You've revolutionized online shopping so thoroughly that my wallet trembles every time I click "Add to Cart." Thanks for making impulse buying a national pastime and turning cardboard boxes into household décor.From launching rockets with Blue Origin to sailing the seas on your mega-yacht, you've certainly set the bar high. Your recent successes remind us all: when life gives you lemons—sell them online with free two-day shipping!
Here's wishing you another year of innovation, adventure, and perhaps finally figuring out how Alexa can help find our missing socks. Cheers to more prime moments ahead!