Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on June 25, 1974)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Cohen! From treasure-hunting Chunk in "The Goonies" to courtroom champion today, you've traded the Truffle Shuffle for legal briefs—but your charm remains timeless. Who knew that beneath those Hawaiian shirts and hilarious antics was a future attorney ready to tackle life's adventures with wit and wisdom?

Your journey from child star to respected lawyer proves you're still uncovering treasures—just now they're victories in courtrooms instead of pirate ships. May this birthday bring you as much joy (and fewer booby traps) than your days chasing One-Eyed Willy's gold. Keep inspiring us all; never say die!