Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on April 22, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Jeff Hostetler! From your legendary Super Bowl XXV victory with the New York Giants to your fearless days quarterbacking for Washington, you've always known how to handle pressure—especially when dodging linebackers and making clutch plays. Your mustache alone deserves its own Hall of Fame induction!

Even though you're retired from scrambling on Sundays, we hope today you scramble only eggs or pancakes instead of defensive linemen. May this birthday be filled with laughter as memorable as that epic championship run—and may all life's blitzes end in touchdowns just like yours did. Cheers to another winning year ahead!